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wingsofwarriors:

anemia:

that door lick omg

"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"

wingsofwarriors:

anemia:

that door lick omg

"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"

2 weeks ago on April 5th, 2014 | J | 463,496 notes
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Song: Dark Horse
Artist: Ten Second Songs
Played: 801,152 times.

bowie-is-a-babe:

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer

This is EXQUISITE

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 | J | 141,276 notes
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clarasoswalds:

THIS GUY DOES A COVER OF LET IT GO IN THE VOICES OF DIFFERENT DISNEY/PIXAR CHARACTERS OH MY GOD 

1 month ago on March 15th, 2014 | J | 231,397 notes

doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

1 month ago on March 12th, 2014 | J | 865,134 notes

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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1 month ago on March 4th, 2014 | J | 684,883 notes
benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

2 months ago on February 11th, 2014 | J | 391,824 notes
2 months ago on February 5th, 2014 | J | 450,420 notes

andrysb24:

napoleonbonerhard:

22 messages from creationists to those who believe in evolution

[muffled in the end plays in the background]

people who need to be educated

2 months ago on February 5th, 2014 | J | 8,728 notes

hexidecimal:

karakaramel:

nerdcredred:

reachaboveandbeyondthestars:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kabukigurl:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

I love this man

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I’m a proud Catholic, but I’m also a proud believer in evolution. And to quote Pope John Paul II, evolution is “more than just a hypothesis” 

2 months ago on February 5th, 2014 | J | 390,596 notes
kateordie:

Still one of the funniest tweets of all time.

kateordie:

Still one of the funniest tweets of all time.

2 months ago on February 5th, 2014 | J | 61,628 notes

lovallurlife:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Pancake and he’s a blue tabby munchkin cat with big round eyes and short McNugget-shaped fat paws. Follow Pancake's photo adventures as he dives into paper bags and baskets, attack the hairdryer and curtains plus endure the whims of the his Human because she is going to make him wear more costumes.

Photos/caption by ©Pancake

omg cuteness overload!!!

2 months ago on February 5th, 2014 | J | 209,202 notes
ermefinedining:

This map should be included in every history book.

ermefinedining:

This map should be included in every history book.

2 months ago on February 3rd, 2014 | J | 76,227 notes
rise-to-success:

sexandginger:

Emma Watson booty

Always reblog Emma Squatson

rise-to-success:

sexandginger:

Emma Watson booty

Always reblog Emma Squatson

2 months ago on February 1st, 2014 | J | 8,344 notes

the-beauty-of-innuendos:

masterguitarguy:

oh my fucking god im like crying

THIS WAS A FULL EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

2 months ago on January 29th, 2014 | J | 810,467 notes

sschol:

this is from spy kids

2 months ago on January 25th, 2014 | J | 555,514 notes